Stepping on Hand Grenades
Brian, marriage isn’t quite as bad as stepping on a hand grenade but if you really want to marry Jessica Alba then go for it.
You’re better off keeping her as your screensaver so you can lay alone at night imagining “things”, at least that way you don’t have to deal with constant upkeep of a wife.
Best of luck!

Cameron Olthuis is the Founder of
Haha, what? This was an interesting read since I haven’t been around for a while
hehe, just throwing some link love to my homie in support of his attempt to grab Jessica Alba’s attention.
I think you mean “stepping on a land mine.” You’ll be fine if you step on a hand grenade and the pin doesn’t fall out.
We will definitely need a follow-up post to see if he succeeds or not. Way to put your marketing expertise to good use!
Blake -
How was SXSW?